Monday, October 29, 2007

The Elf's Caption Contest.. U'd better do it!!


Hey wots up with this pitcha?

B4 I start to rite I just wanna say that this is the 2nd thing I've done 2day 4 U peeple hoo R 2 lazy to go lookin down the page further. So if ya haven't looked down there yet go an read the 1st 1 and come right back. Gee. do I haveta do it all 4 ya? hehehehehhehehehehe

Ok Ur back. Wot have u got 2 say 4 urself hey? heheheheh

Now lookit the pitcha right next to me here. Wot's up with this?

This is my next contest 4 U. U haveta think of a caption 4 this and put it in the comment below (look down). I'm gonna pick the best 1 and if it's U I pwomise u'll be very happy. Has the elf eva let U down? Hey!! I told U up the back. Keep it zipped will ya!! hehehehehehehe

Now if I don't get enuf peeple put in a comment then I'll just go on vacation again and u can all get ^$$^%^. hehehehehehe so u'd better get evry1 2 to a caption 4 this pitcha ok? Got it? Go ask speedy he'll help ya won't U speedy hehehehhehehehe

I expect no less than 50 entries so u'd betta teach ya dog 2 type or somethin. Go on!! Wot R U waitin 4

I'll be back!! hehehehehhehehehhehehehe

Hey Santa. I'm doin it again hehehehehehe

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I can't wait N E longer






























Hey!! I'm baaaack. I couldn't stand it NE more. I wanted 110 membas an I wood be sittin here 4 the next 100 years if I waited 4 1 more. Couldn't ya just get me 1 more?? Talk about lousy hehehehehehhehehehe
Ok so wile I was away again I had peeple sendin me all this stuff. I LOVE stuff hehehehehehehehe don't it just make ya feel so loved hehehehehehehe
Hey!! Wot's wrong with all u peeple hoo didn't give me NE thing? come on speak up. Ok I no some of ya already have but U can give me more U no hehehehehehhe Make sure U do or else !! :-) hehehehehhehehe
So I'd better tell ya hoo gave me wat.
The Ghost eeeeeeeeek gave me the sweet as a cany apple thing. Aint it all just so true. No 1 is sweeter than the elf. Hey. Stop talking an pay attention. Yeah. U in the back. I'm watchin U. hehehehhe
Ok an the Ghost eeeeeeeekk gave me the red ink splot award. Don't ya just love things that splatter hehehehehehehe
Of course u'd have ta be stupid to not no that Santa gave me the Santa certified thingy. I'm so special an Santa still loves me. aaaawwwww he does ya no. He told me. hehehehehehehe
an Santa gave me the sweet candy cause he nos I love it just like I love gettin stuff. Hey!! Didn't I tell u lot 2 give me more stuff. I'm watchin an I no hoo hasn't u no. I'm not blind an stupid hehehehe
an then The slug lady gave me the super star award witch meens I'm just better than most peeple but we already new that didn't we. thank u slug lady hehehehehe
oh yeah! I neery forgot. The pweeety lady hoo smooches with me all the time behind the computa screen gave me the nice Tshirt thingy. She did pwomise me a wet T shirt with her wearin it but I guess I missed the points hehehehhehehehe I'm so funny. I quack myself up hehehehehehehe
wooooops. Some1 had 2 be last an I didn't do it on porpoise. My fwiend speedy gave me the pweeety flower thingy stuff 2 say that I'm very friendly. Awwwww thank U speedy. Ur the best. Can I have more stuff now? hehehehehehehe

Monday, October 22, 2007

Hey I got more stuff



Hey lookit the lady hoos tree fell in the lake gave me wooooo hoooooo

Don't ya just love stuff hehehehehehehehe ok listen up. u no wot happens wen the elf gets stuff. I want more !!!!!!! hehehehehehe so hoos gonna be 1st to make me like em. is it u? or U? or the sninny guy hidin up the back hopin I wouldn't see ya? comon GIVE ME STUFF!! hehehehehehhehe

ok wile I was away on another vacation makin myself look butiful 4 u I sa that u lot got me my 100 an that made me smile u no. But now ya left it with only 4 to 110 so wot's stoppin u hey? Speedy was real nice and I no he got me lots of peeple so good on ya speedy. ur ok with me. We're like blood brothers cept I'm better lookin heheheheheh only jokin speedy. Ur my fwiend :-)

Wile I'm at it u lot had better go to Santa elf Club or the Lady hoos tree fell in the lake's place cause I no they have a real good contest goin right now and I wanna no whos in it. U'd better get in it cause I'm watchin an if u don't send Santa a foto or a story u'll be sorry cause I'll hav 2 eat u like I'm gunna do 2 froggy but if she sends a foto in i won't eat her hehehehehe aint I nice hehehehe SO SENT UR STUFF 2 SANTA OR ELSE hehehehe

Hey Santa I didn't forget the stuff I haveta put here. I'm a good boy hehehehehe

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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

The Elf is on Strike

Ok Listen up u lousy people. I donno. Do I havta do evrything 4 meself?
Ok. R u listening? I have 92 members at the moment an I'm just not sayin another word till 8 more of u people join up to the best blog eva (that's me dummy). So come on you lot. Get off ur assss ets and join up with the elf. U no u want 2 :-) hehehehehehehehhe
So no more entertainment from me till u lot get me another 8 people and animals or ne thing but frogs :-) to join up.
Hey. wile I'm at it. Has ne1 seen the frog. I'm hungry hehehehehehehehe here froggy here froggy common. come here. I won't hurt ya hehehehehehe
wile ur here clickit 2 if ya haven't already
hey santa I neerly forgot the stuff I haveta put at the bottom of here but I didn't. I'm a good boy hehehehehehehehehe

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Monday, October 15, 2007

Ne1 4 a froggy BBQ?



OK i'm baaaaaaaack!!! hehehehehehe hoo said i've had 2 many holidays lately. If I wanna disappear I will so there. I no hoo u r. hehehehhe

Well wile I've been gone I see the froggy has been saying I should eat a hippo an stuff so I think wot we should all do is have a froggy bbq. I even got the recipeeee. Wanna see it?? no choice. I'm gunna show u ne way hehehehehehe

I weally like the Salt Cod Brandade. It is a great brandade, served with pickled onions (that compliment, not confuse) and a few slices of toast to be used as dipping vehicles. I recommend it highly, and it's best ordered after the terrific fried frogs legs despite it reading more like a pre-Kermit thing. I copied that hehehehhehehe Hey!! U think I'm cleva enuf 2 write that? hehehehehhe I'm not all posh ya no hehehehehe

So I say let's get the frog and in the words of Barbie... common Froggy let's go paaaarty hehehehehehehehehe ullo breakfast hehehehehehe

I just remembered I pwomised Santa I would stick this stuff at the bottom of me posts heheheh Lookit this Santa. I did it hehehehehehe

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Monday, October 8, 2007

We have a Winna!!!


Well idn't it just great. There always has 2 be a smarty pants dudn't there.
I spose u think ur real smart don't ya D.C. I mean u'd expect sum1 hooo lives in the desert an talks about nothin but cruise ships 2 weally be too cleva wouldn't ya hehehehehehehe
I spose u want a prize 2 don't ya. An I have a couple of other prizes 2 give for the 1st 2 smarty pantseseses that got the other 1es right.
Ur all just 2 smart 4 u'r own good
Well at least I can change me socks now and that aint a bad thing is it? hehehehehehhehehe
I think the ghost has been sniffin 2 many flowers on his grave cause he was no where near the right answer hehehehehehehehe
Ok. I'll be back soon. Hope I don't lose ne thing else but wile ya waiting 4 me 2 come back start clickin and SEND ME STUFF!!!!!!!!! hehehehehhe
Go on!! u no u love me hehehehhehehe

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Wots the next combination numba?


OK here's the next combination numba 4 u to work out if ya smart enuff hehehehe that pwobably means no 1 hehehehe
Let's see how smart u r
Two friends are chatting:- Peter, how old are your children?- Well Thomas, there are three of them and the product of their ages is 36.- That is not enough ...- The sum of their ages is exactly the number of beers we have drunk today.- That is still not enough.- OK, the last thing is that my oldest child wears a red hat. How old were each of Peter's children?
OK wot's keepin ya. Haven't worked it out yet? Huh?
Hooo ever gets this numba right wins hehehehehehehehe

Hey.. I'm back an I got more stuff!!




Hey i no I been gone 4 a wile but I wus busy u no. I got stuff 2 do. Not just sit here all day entertainin u hehehehehehe but wile I wus gone lookit all the stuff i got hehehe

Hey, wot about u peeple hoo given me nothin. Come on give me stuff will ya hehehehehehehe
Well the first pretty 1 that Santa made wus given to me by the Lady hoos tree fell in the lake. She's nice cause she gives me lots of stuff hehehehehe niiiiiice laaaady hehehehe

An then the cat man gave me this 1 but I already got 1 of them so now I got 2 hehehehe i like it tho so it's ok cat man. Hey!! You aint the cat man n e more. Where's the kitty. I didn't eat him honest. I didn't I tell ya. I don't no where he is. Pwobably flyin or somethin hehehehe

An then the lady hooo ate a slug gave me this 1. it's very cool hehehehe I deserve it tho cause hoo else u gonna give stuff 2 that's as good as me huh? hehehehehe

Keep it all comin cause I want more stuff cause i'm just 2 good an elf hehehehe

Hey an wile I think of it. Why haven't you people hoo aint clicked me yet done it huh? Wot's wrong with u people. U 2 lazy or somethin 2 clickit 4 the elf. Wot's an elf gotta do around here 2 get a lousy clickit hehehehehehehe