Blog Elf

Thanks 4 the stuff hehehehehhehe

2008-01-23T15:01:00.000-08:00

hey can U beleve that ratman. He still says he doesn't do ne thing rong and yet the thing I was complainin about was him steelin me posts and teeling lies about sayin I talk 2 him in private. What a goose hehehehehhehehe ya hav 2 be reel dumb 2 say ya didn't do sumthin when it's rite there on the page hehehehehehehe

NE way enuff of him. I don't like negtiv stuff neway so today I wanna say thaaaaaanku 4 all the stuff i"ve been gettin again. I no I missed a lot an u'll welly have 2 tell me if I did an I'm sowwy if I did but I'm a busy elf ya no. I still luv ya hehehehehehehhe

well 1st I recon speedy is reel nice. he did a thing about chickens that don't speek and he put my pitcha on it. how cool is that eh? hehehehehhehe so thaaaaanku speedy. U me brutha. Do we spit on our hands and rub em togetha an stuff now? hehehehhehehehe ptoooey hehehehhe

an that little buzzin bee gave me stuff 2. U see it at the top? I recon he shood go bite some1 on there big hairy butt hehehehehehe oh yeah! He already did hehehhehehehhehe hey walter. how's things hehehehehehhe

An the lemonade Lady was weely nice and gave me a cat with a funny tail, a couple of funny little peeple that I can't make dance like evry1 else, a cool and crazy thing hehehehehehhehehehehhe an a Blooger of the world badge cause i'm the best hehehehhehe Thank u lemonade lady

I just no I missed out sayin thanku 4 lots of stuff. I'm weally sorry if I did an u can tell me if ya wan't cause i don't want 2 miss any stuff i got from ne1. Thanku 2 all the peele i didn't thank hehehehehehhehehehehe

Rat man is a liar and a cheat

2008-01-22T16:19:00.000-08:00

Ok listen up u lot. I no I'm not the smartest elf there is or the nicest but what just happened has reely %$%^# me off weally big time.

I have tried to be nice and have told a certain person 2 just leave me alone but now he is tellin lies about me and I'm not puttin up with that.

I have been nice and not named the person who has been hacking and cheating and lying and takin the credit for what evry1 else does but this time he went 2 far and said things about me which r a total lie 2 make it look like I'm a friend of his. I used 2 be I no until I saw what he was doin and how he was hurting peeple and the way he was chattin up all the women and talkin dirty 2 them when he is married and has 7 kids. I'm not even that creepy. Evry time he did it the women would get so upset they would leave or block him because he's 2 stupid 2 get the point and leave them alone. He used to send me dirty pitchas and think it was funny. Creep!!!! Why do ya think the blog fairy disappeared. Cause of him. and now the new blog fairy is hidin from him. Well done creep. Y don't ya find some otha creep to pick on and leave us alone.

Ok now he's sayin I sent him a private message and he's copyin all my posts without my permission and sayin that I'm a big fan of his and that we're just reel close. I'm tellin u.. I'm not. How dare you rat man. I neva sent u ne private message and i sertenly didn't say u could use my posts 2 make it look like I'm ur friend. So stop it!!

In case u lot r 2 fooled by him and still think he's so nice and kind, he has hacked peeeple and sent them viruses and he cheats at evrything thing he does. I have proof so try me out rat man. He keeps tellin evry1 how he has no enemies and loves evry1. Is this what u do 2 ur friends rat man? why don't u just get lost and leave evry1 alone. There are dozens of peeple no what ur doin and u won't get away with it. U can fool some peeple who are so blind they can't see what ur doin but u can't fool evry1 and U will lose so just give up and go away and leave us all alone.

I haven't wanted 2 do this but I guess I'd betta spell it out 4 u lot who can't see what he's doin. The ratman is Zubli Zainordin. Got it????? If ya stupid enuff 2 keep hangin around with him and listenin 2 his lies then that's ur problem but if u do stay he will use u. don't take my word 4 it there are lots of peeple know the truth and we have proof so get lost creep!!! Go and annoy some sheep or somethin will ya!!!

I'm Santa's Blog of the day heeeee haaaaaaw

2008-01-15T15:09:00.000-08:00

YeeeeeeeeHaaaaawwwww. I'm Santa's blog of the day. wooooo hoooooo hey, did u vote 4 me? If ya did thaaaaaaanku hehehehehehehe wanna smooch? hehehehehhehe oh no I only do that with the pweeeeety laaady hehehehehehe hey were is she ne way I want my smoochin buddy back hehehehe

Now listen up u lot. There's this walter winstuffing goin around hehehehehehe like me and sayin eeeek the ghost like me an all that stuff. well i told him off goood ya no but then i thort well he's ok weally so I gave him my spare elf badge an he can be my little brutha an stuff so he can say heheheheh if he wants but u'd betta rememba that it's only cause i said he cood ok? Good. we got that strate hehehehehehhe

now u'd betta be watching closely soon cause i'm gunna start a new compa tision soon and there'll be stuff to win and evry thing so u'd betta be watchin or else

now b4 I go i wanna tell u all somethin. there's some1 weally nasty on here lately. He's been hackin and sending nasty emails and doin stuff that even an elf woodn't do and that's pweeety nasty if ya ask me. Then he has the hide 2 say that he forgives them 4 doin it 2 him when it was him all the time. Wot a froootloop. He's a reel rat man and it aint the ghost eitha so there ratman i said it. If ya don't leeve my friends alone I'm just gunna have to say it right out loud who u r and ur name and evrything so evry1 nos 4 sure hoo u r so u don't go hurtin ne 1 else. Got it!!!!! an evry1 will beleve me cause i'm cute so there!!! So *&%$ off will ya!!!! do evry1 a favor u creep!!! ZZZZZZZZZ oops hehehehehhehehehehe

well evry1 I gotta go now but i'll be back an i'm tryin to find all the stuff u all gave me so I can tell evry1 next time. Hey Speedy.. U still wove me?? huh? hehehehehhehehehehe

Vote 4 the Elf!!!! hehehehehhehehe

2008-01-08T15:07:00.000-08:00

ok lets get seriass here. I turn my back 4 5 minuts and Santa starts a new thing. wouldn't ya no it. Ya can't keep a good Santa down espesyally when the ratman did so much damage. (i'll talk about him l8er) hehehehehehehehe

Now we can all see hoo got nomin8ed today as I see a partickular elf listed 2 hehehehehehehehe so listen up u lot!! and listen good!!

VOTE 4 THE ELF!!! hey wich part of that didn't ya understand. VOTE 4 THE ELF!!! hehehehehhehehehehhehehehe

I'm an elf ya no. I need stuff. u no that so just vote 4 me and get it ova with ok hehehehehehe

if ya keep lettin froggy win she'll get a fat head and I guess i'll have 2 eat her head instead of her legs but thats ok hehehehehehehhe Look in2 my eyes and say afta me VOTE 4 THE ELF!!!!! hehehehhehehehhehehehe

Ok 2 otha things. I no I got lots of stuff wile I wus away so where is it all eh? comeon coff it up and hurry up about it ok? u no I deserve it hehehehehhehe

and the last thing is the ratman had betta stay away from me an Santa and the pweeety lady and the lemonade lady and evry 1 else that he's hurt or else. I got friends in low places and they don't like rats as much as i don't so betta watch out ratman and stay away from my blog upsettin peeple and stuff. GET LOST!! but be4 ya go VOTE 4 THE ELF!!!!! hehehehehehhehehe

so i recon thats enuff 4 me 2day. I dont wanna give ya 2 much of my sparklin persunalitee do i hehehehehehhehehehe

i'll be back reely soon with another hunt 4 ya to play with me. The frog'll probublee win again but I guess that's what frogs do hehehehehehehe

see ya and don't 4 get VOTE 4 THE ELF!!!!! hehehehehheheheeh TODAY!!

Ok U lot. I'm back an I'm mean hehehehehhehe

2008-01-03T15:25:00.000-08:00

See this? This is me shoos. Some1 stole them and I've been lookin 4 them 4 weeks an weeks. I no hoo it was. It was probublee the same dirty rat hoo gave Santa so much trubble and we all no hoo that is don't we? If ya don't just ask Santa.

n e way I wasn't comein back until that creep left Santa alone and he was gone. Well he aint gone yet but he sure has got his wings cut a bit but until he's gone I'm not comein back here much., I don't like creeps. Especially 1ones that pretend to be ur friend. What a ratman hehehehehehehhehe

so until I come back all the time ... cause u all luv me and need me here hehehehe..... u have a couple of jobs 2 do 4 elfy.

first.. get rid of the dirty rat 4 good. If I see his face on here newhere I'm outa here cause i can't stand creeps especially ones that pretend 2 be ur friend and use u especially when it was Santa. No1 hurts Santa an gets away with it.

an second.. I NEED STUFF. I no lots of u gave me stuff wile I been away but how am I sposed 2 work it out. I'm just an elf ya no so u'll have 2 tell me again wot I got ok hehehehehhehe

an third.. Did ya see huh? Huh? Did ya? Santa let me on his blog so I can say hello an stuff. hehehehehehehe Don't ya just luv it hehehehe I'm gonna be so smart and sofistacated and stuff that u won't believe it's the elf hehehehehe Boy is Santa silly sumtimes hehehe. He musta been reely upset 2 want me hehehehehehe

NE way u got ya jobs now that I gave em 2 u so off ya go and get doin wot I said or I'll eat the frog hehehehehehe Hey wears the cat gone 2? I didn't touch him honest hehehehehe

Well hurry up. Get started and I want reports on here about wot ur doin so get goin and I'll be back soon.. probublee

I'm baaaack again cause U missed me hehehehe

2007-11-11T18:26:00.000-08:00

Hey i'm baaaaack!! U no u can't get 2 many vacations can ya? I get so tired wen I work more than 2 days in a row. I haveta have time off them an rest up me tired little legs hehehehehehehe

But the good thing about cumin back is that sum nice peeple leave me stuff an so they should ne way cause I need stuff and i'm worth it. Honest I am hehehehe

so I'd betta tell ya about the stuff I can find wile I was away. If I miss Ne you'll tell me won't ya? hehehehe

well first the Lady hoos tree fell in the lake gave me a nice 1. It's a Shibumi. Goodness I deserve this. I weally do cause i'm betta than all of ya put 2 gether hehehehe thank you nice lady hoos tree fell in the lake. I love it. I love stuff!!! hehehehe

An then that little blue guy hoos always lost gave me a BTB award. Wot does I need 2 be. Huh? Cat got ya tung? hehehehehehehe I'm already reely good so do I need 2 be ne better? yeah!! thanks little blue man. I no 1 day u'll find out where u r hehehehehe

ok wots next? oh yeah!! The lady hoo used 2 be a duck. She weally used 2 quack me up hehehehehe She gave me a real nice 1. I weally like it hehehehe. I no why she loves my blog. I mean hoo wouldn't huh? hehehehe Thanku nice lady :-)

Wooooooo. Duz this eva stop. I'm just 2 good hehehehehe. Then the lemonade lady gave me lots of stuff but I told ya i'm worth it didn't I? I got a pumpkin, a bird an a splat. Evry1 needs a splat ya no hehehehehehe Than u lemonade lady. ur the best an I weally like them all. U no how much I luv stuff hehehehehehehehe

Woweeeee an then this 1 came 2. The lemonade lady an the cat man got a thing goin on woo hoo hehehehe an they gave me a special award that's all silva an stuff. I no they got a gold 1 there somewhere but they just gave me the silva 1 but I like it ya no. It's so cool and it's silva and I like silva but i like gold betta hehehehehe thankyou lemonade lady and cat man. No hanky panky now hehehehehehe an the say I'm a recommended read. well hooo didn't no that seein how artickulated I am an stuff hehehehehe

Now I kept the best 1 2 last. The lemonade lady is weally nice and kind and weally looks afta me cause I'm just a little elf and I'm all alone and I can't even cook and I havta eat frogs an stuff and it's all just weally weally sad hehehehehehehehe wear wus I hehehehe oh yeah the lemonade lady made me a special award that's just 4 me and the rest of u can go suck my socks cause it's mine and it's got my name on it so ya can't have it so there hehehehehehe I weally love lemonade now. It goes real good with frog legs and washes down the green slime wen ur eatin frogs. hehehehehehehehe

Ok that's all I can find 4 now. I no there must be more but I couldn't find them so 4 all u peeple that forgot to give me stuff here's ya chance to give me somethin and pretend I didn't find it hehehehehehehe Go on. wot r u waitin 4 hehehehehehehe

The Elf's Caption Contest.. U'd better do it!!

2007-10-29T20:34:00.000-07:00

Hey wots up with this pitcha?

B4 I start to rite I just wanna say that this is the 2nd thing I've done 2day 4 U peeple hoo R 2 lazy to go lookin down the page further. So if ya haven't looked down there yet go an read the 1st 1 and come right back. Gee. do I haveta do it all 4 ya? hehehehehhehehehehe

Ok Ur back. Wot have u got 2 say 4 urself hey? heheheheh

Now lookit the pitcha right next to me here. Wot's up with this?

This is my next contest 4 U. U haveta think of a caption 4 this and put it in the comment below (look down). I'm gonna pick the best 1 and if it's U I pwomise u'll be very happy. Has the elf eva let U down? Hey!! I told U up the back. Keep it zipped will ya!! hehehehehehehe

Now if I don't get enuf peeple put in a comment then I'll just go on vacation again and u can all get ^$$^%^. hehehehehehe so u'd better get evry1 2 to a caption 4 this pitcha ok? Got it? Go ask speedy he'll help ya won't U speedy hehehehhehehehe

I expect no less than 50 entries so u'd betta teach ya dog 2 type or somethin. Go on!! Wot R U waitin 4

I'll be back!! hehehehehhehehehhehehehe

Hey Santa. I'm doin it again hehehehehehe

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I can't wait N E longer

2007-10-29T19:01:00.000-07:00

Hey!! I'm baaaack. I couldn't stand it NE more. I wanted 110 membas an I wood be sittin here 4 the next 100 years if I waited 4 1 more. Couldn't ya just get me 1 more?? Talk about lousy hehehehehehhehehehe

Ok so wile I was away again I had peeple sendin me all this stuff. I LOVE stuff hehehehehehehehe don't it just make ya feel so loved hehehehehehehe

Hey!! Wot's wrong with all u peeple hoo didn't give me NE thing? come on speak up. Ok I no some of ya already have but U can give me more U no hehehehehehhe Make sure U do or else !! :-) hehehehehhehehe

So I'd better tell ya hoo gave me wat.

The Ghost eeeeeeeeek gave me the sweet as a cany apple thing. Aint it all just so true. No 1 is sweeter than the elf. Hey. Stop talking an pay attention. Yeah. U in the back. I'm watchin U. hehehehhe

Ok an the Ghost eeeeeeeekk gave me the red ink splot award. Don't ya just love things that splatter hehehehehehehe

Of course u'd have ta be stupid to not no that Santa gave me the Santa certified thingy. I'm so special an Santa still loves me. aaaawwwww he does ya no. He told me. hehehehehehehe

an Santa gave me the sweet candy cause he nos I love it just like I love gettin stuff. Hey!! Didn't I tell u lot 2 give me more stuff. I'm watchin an I no hoo hasn't u no. I'm not blind an stupid hehehehe

an then The slug lady gave me the super star award witch meens I'm just better than most peeple but we already new that didn't we. thank u slug lady hehehehehe

oh yeah! I neery forgot. The pweeety lady hoo smooches with me all the time behind the computa screen gave me the nice Tshirt thingy. She did pwomise me a wet T shirt with her wearin it but I guess I missed the points hehehehhehehehe I'm so funny. I quack myself up hehehehehehehe

wooooops. Some1 had 2 be last an I didn't do it on porpoise. My fwiend speedy gave me the pweeety flower thingy stuff 2 say that I'm very friendly. Awwwww thank U speedy. Ur the best. Can I have more stuff now? hehehehehehehe

Hey Santa. I remembered this stuff again. Why isn't NE 1 else doin this. It's good ya no. Oh well. U miss out hehehehehehehehehe

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Hey I got more stuff

2007-10-22T18:12:00.000-07:00

Hey lookit the lady hoos tree fell in the lake gave me wooooo hoooooo

Don't ya just love stuff hehehehehehehehe ok listen up. u no wot happens wen the elf gets stuff. I want more !!!!!!! hehehehehehe so hoos gonna be 1st to make me like em. is it u? or U? or the sninny guy hidin up the back hopin I wouldn't see ya? comon GIVE ME STUFF!! hehehehehehhehe

ok wile I was away on another vacation makin myself look butiful 4 u I sa that u lot got me my 100 an that made me smile u no. But now ya left it with only 4 to 110 so wot's stoppin u hey? Speedy was real nice and I no he got me lots of peeple so good on ya speedy. ur ok with me. We're like blood brothers cept I'm better lookin heheheheheh only jokin speedy. Ur my fwiend :-)

Wile I'm at it u lot had better go to Santa elf Club or the Lady hoos tree fell in the lake's place cause I no they have a real good contest goin right now and I wanna no whos in it. U'd better get in it cause I'm watchin an if u don't send Santa a foto or a story u'll be sorry cause I'll hav 2 eat u like I'm gunna do 2 froggy but if she sends a foto in i won't eat her hehehehehe aint I nice hehehehe SO SENT UR STUFF 2 SANTA OR ELSE hehehehe

Hey Santa I didn't forget the stuff I haveta put here. I'm a good boy hehehehehe

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The Elf is on Strike

2007-10-16T21:07:00.000-07:00

Ok Listen up u lousy people. I donno. Do I havta do evrything 4 meself?
Ok. R u listening? I have 92 members at the moment an I'm just not sayin another word till 8 more of u people join up to the best blog eva (that's me dummy). So come on you lot. Get off ur assss ets and join up with the elf. U no u want 2 :-) hehehehehehehehhe
So no more entertainment from me till u lot get me another 8 people and animals or ne thing but frogs :-) to join up.
Hey. wile I'm at it. Has ne1 seen the frog. I'm hungry hehehehehehehehe here froggy here froggy common. come here. I won't hurt ya hehehehehehe
wile ur here clickit 2 if ya haven't already
hey santa I neerly forgot the stuff I haveta put at the bottom of here but I didn't. I'm a good boy hehehehehehehehehe

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Ne1 4 a froggy BBQ?

2007-10-15T21:03:00.000-07:00

OK i'm baaaaaaaack!!! hehehehehehe hoo said i've had 2 many holidays lately. If I wanna disappear I will so there. I no hoo u r. hehehehhe

Well wile I've been gone I see the froggy has been saying I should eat a hippo an stuff so I think wot we should all do is have a froggy bbq. I even got the recipeeee. Wanna see it?? no choice. I'm gunna show u ne way hehehehehehe

I weally like the Salt Cod Brandade. It is a great brandade, served with pickled onions (that compliment, not confuse) and a few slices of toast to be used as dipping vehicles. I recommend it highly, and it's best ordered after the terrific fried frogs legs despite it reading more like a pre-Kermit thing. I copied that hehehehhehehe Hey!! U think I'm cleva enuf 2 write that? hehehehehhe I'm not all posh ya no hehehehehe

So I say let's get the frog and in the words of Barbie... common Froggy let's go paaaarty hehehehehehehehehe ullo breakfast hehehehehehe

I just remembered I pwomised Santa I would stick this stuff at the bottom of me posts heheheh Lookit this Santa. I did it hehehehehehe

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We have a Winna!!!

2007-10-08T18:48:00.000-07:00

Well idn't it just great. There always has 2 be a smarty pants dudn't there.

I spose u think ur real smart don't ya D.C. I mean u'd expect sum1 hooo lives in the desert an talks about nothin but cruise ships 2 weally be too cleva wouldn't ya hehehehehehehe

I spose u want a prize 2 don't ya. An I have a couple of other prizes 2 give for the 1st 2 smarty pantseseses that got the other 1es right.

Ur all just 2 smart 4 u'r own good

Well at least I can change me socks now and that aint a bad thing is it? hehehehehehhehehe

I think the ghost has been sniffin 2 many flowers on his grave cause he was no where near the right answer hehehehehehehehe

Ok. I'll be back soon. Hope I don't lose ne thing else but wile ya waiting 4 me 2 come back start clickin and SEND ME STUFF!!!!!!!!! hehehehehhe

Go on!! u no u love me hehehehhehehe

Wots the next combination numba?

2007-10-04T19:52:00.001-07:00

OK here's the next combination numba 4 u to work out if ya smart enuff hehehehe that pwobably means no 1 hehehehe

Let's see how smart u r

Two friends are chatting:- Peter, how old are your children?- Well Thomas, there are three of them and the product of their ages is 36.- That is not enough ...- The sum of their ages is exactly the number of beers we have drunk today.- That is still not enough.- OK, the last thing is that my oldest child wears a red hat. How old were each of Peter's children?

OK wot's keepin ya. Haven't worked it out yet? Huh?

Hooo ever gets this numba right wins hehehehehehehehe

Hey.. I'm back an I got more stuff!!

2007-10-04T19:12:00.000-07:00

Hey i no I been gone 4 a wile but I wus busy u no. I got stuff 2 do. Not just sit here all day entertainin u hehehehehehe but wile I wus gone lookit all the stuff i got hehehe

Hey, wot about u peeple hoo given me nothin. Come on give me stuff will ya hehehehehehehe
Well the first pretty 1 that Santa made wus given to me by the Lady hoos tree fell in the lake. She's nice cause she gives me lots of stuff hehehehehe niiiiiice laaaady hehehehe

An then the cat man gave me this 1 but I already got 1 of them so now I got 2 hehehehe i like it tho so it's ok cat man. Hey!! You aint the cat man n e more. Where's the kitty. I didn't eat him honest. I didn't I tell ya. I don't no where he is. Pwobably flyin or somethin hehehehe

An then the lady hooo ate a slug gave me this 1. it's very cool hehehehe I deserve it tho cause hoo else u gonna give stuff 2 that's as good as me huh? hehehehehe

Keep it all comin cause I want more stuff cause i'm just 2 good an elf hehehehe

Hey an wile I think of it. Why haven't you people hoo aint clicked me yet done it huh? Wot's wrong with u people. U 2 lazy or somethin 2 clickit 4 the elf. Wot's an elf gotta do around here 2 get a lousy clickit hehehehehehehe

Hey lookit Speedy's gonna do.... he's nutz hehehehe

2007-09-27T00:02:00.000-07:00

U see this. Speedy said i'm his sponsererer. Is that good? Is it somethin I can eat? how about stuff u give me 2 say how good i am? ohhhh :-( oh well speeedy i'll be ya sponsererer any day cause ur my frend oooohhh isn't the elf cute :-) hehehehehehe

So i'm stickin this here an speeedy's gonna stick me somewhere he said. He did. honest!!!

So i recon evry1 should be speeedy's sponsererer. If the elf can do it y not u???

Hey!! an wile ya at it clickit the &%$&^& button will ya hehehehehehehe

YEEEEEE HAAAAWWWW!!!!

2007-09-26T20:42:00.001-07:00

Hey!!! wear is evry1?

If u'd been here the lady hooo gave me the hat wouldn't keep winnin hehehehehehe

But hey, she's a smarty hat hehehehehe

An just cause I'm a cowelf now YeeeeeeeHaaaawwwww!!!! she gave me a cow and a horse 2 an cause I'm tuff with big mussels I dont need a saddle hehehehe

u'll have 2 wait till tomorrow now 4 the next clue cause I'm all worn out an I gotta have a snack but I got nothin :-(

Hey!! How about you lousy peeple hooo haven't clickit clickit clickit yet get clickin. Go on it won't hurt ya and besides I'm worth it cause I'm just so cute :-) hehehehehehe

The next Numba

2007-09-26T19:36:00.000-07:00

Hey the 1st numba was 20 and the lady hoo promised me a cowboy hat got it 1st so she's the winna !!!! hehehehehehehe

ok u dummies wots the next numba. U must be real sad that an elf is smarta than U hehehehehehehe

The next numba is the numba of peeple who clickit it so far (the rest of u r mean and lousy hehehehe) plus the numba of days in the song about Christmas less the numba of leapin lords plus the numba of swimmin swans times the numba of rings.

Common wot's keepin u. I already worked it out but then again I'm smarta than U hehehehehehe

I wish u'd all hurry up cause I need 2 get in me chest. The pweety lady knitted me sum socks but I got smelly feet an need lots hehehehehehehehe

Hey how about some more stuff 4 me. I like pwezzies :-) hehehehehehehe

Hey!! I got stuff an wot ru doin??

2007-09-25T22:36:00.001-07:00

Hey lookit I got. That nice lady hooos tree fell in the lake gave it 2 me and it's mine. u can't have it. I might give it 2 some1 though if ya nice 2 me hehehehehehehehe. Am I good or wot? hehehehehe

An the eeeeeeeeeeeeek ghost gave me this 1. hey ur not so bad afterall ghost. just scaaaaarrry woooooooooooo. hehehehehehhehehe

Lookit me big mussels Ahhhh U scared yet? hehehehehehehe

ok listen up the rest of u. Where's all the stuff ur givin me. You cheap or somethin. Be kind to the elf week!!! hehehehehehehehehe

Wile I'm here I spose u want the combination clue. So are u watchin real close. The first numba is the numba of feet i got times the number of reindeer on Santa's sleigh plus the numba of feet kitty's got less 2. Got that? Comon!!! wot's taken u so long? hehehehehehe

An wile ur at it don't forget 2 clickit clickit clickit hehehehehehehe

Hey Froggy I got sumthin 4 ya

2007-09-24T17:22:00.001-07:00

Hey Froggy I told ya I'd give u somethin 4 findin me hat an here it is. Am I good or wot.

Hey evry1 i'm still waitin for lots of awards an stuff. Evry1 else gets em so y not the elf. Yeah Elf!!!

I bet u haven't clickit it yet either. Yeah I'm talkin 2 u. U at the back tryin 2 hide.

Have u worked out my combination yet? I spose u want a clue. hehehehehehe

Next time hehehehehehe

Help me with my combination or I lose the Kitty's hat

2007-09-20T21:48:00.000-07:00

ok gimme the combination to my lock or the kitty don't get the hat back. Besides this hat is real nice an warm and i like it an it fits real good except it smells like cat litter yuuuuuck!!!

Does ne1 no my combination? I thought I'd ask first an then I guess I'll have ta give u clues cause u lot aren't real bright. hehehehehehehehehe

Hey!! Is ne1 else gonna give me somethin? Come on look after the elf. I'm only little ya no.

Hey!! How come evry1's going hehehehehe now? Can't ya think of somethin of ur own? hehehehehehe

The hat ... i done took it hehehehe

2007-09-19T17:02:00.000-07:00

I'm in big twouble :-( It was an honest mistake. Honest!!

I took her hat and said it wus mine cause it was sooooo nice an I just had a ratty 1 an it was calling to me.... taaaaake me... taaaaake me... taaaake me so wot could i do. I'm just a poor weak little elf and the hat wus 2 strong 4 me 2 say no 2

NE way, the frog found it so she gets the prize an I'm weally sooowy to the nice lady 4 nickin her hat hehehehehehehehhehe

2007-09-19T16:25:00.000-07:00

Hey!!! Froggy found me hat!! Wooo Hooo

That dasterdly dwedful cwiminal Zephyr nicked it an she's been wearin it so all the combination numbers to me lock have worn off, Yikes!!!!

Now wot am I gonna do? hehehehehehehehhehehehehe

Hey!!! I no Y Rudolph disappeard

2007-09-19T16:04:00.000-07:00

Hey!! I finally found out Y Rudolph disapeard all of a sudden. I found the photos an here is 1. eeeeeeeeeekk

Poor Rudolph. No wonder he ran an I bet all of U r lookin over ur shoulder at Santa now.

Has ne1 found my fancy hat yet? Wot on earth R U doin? It's not like I buried it or somthin. Hurry up. I have ta go to a fancy party soon an I need it

I got Nice Stuff.... ne1 else?

2007-09-19T15:38:00.000-07:00

Hey!! Lookit I got. I got stuff hehehehehehehehe

The Cat Man gave me this nice big yellow one cause he sez I make him laugh heheheheh Well that's not real hard. I make myself laugh hehehehehe an let's face it, the cat man will laugh at ne thing hehehehe Thank u Cat man.

Hey!! an lookit Speedy gave me. I'm totally fabulous. well I already new that but I guess if I stick it on the
side of my page nun of u will forget it. hehehehehehehe I like Speedy. I gave him somethin 2 remember? hehehehe

Hey!! The rest of u. Wot u got? I want stuff. I like it. Makes me feel all loved and evrything hehehehehe

I bet sum of u haven't clickit yet. Go on! it won't hurt ya hehehehe

Hey!!! Listen up!!! were's me hat!!!!!

2007-09-17T18:26:00.000-07:00

OK. U C this? That's wot some1 stole from me an I want it back. Got it!!!!!!! hehehehehe

I told ya where I saw it an no1 is even lookin. r u? Huh? go on admit it.

I told ya if u find it I'll give u somethin nice. Honest. Elves don't lie hehehehehehehe

R U gonna leave it to the froggy and the cat and the cat man 2 find it again this time. Some1 else must be lookin. Honest, I saw it on 1 of Santa's sites and I couldn't believe my eyes that some1 would actually nick my hat and wear it. Not nice!! hehehehehehehe

Of course if ur the guilty 1 u can always own up an I'll still give ya somethin.

Hey!! an wile I think of it that nice lady Christy gave me a nice badge that I stuck on the side with the other ones I got. NE1 else can give me stuff 2 ya no. Come on!! Make the elf feel loved hehehehehehehehehe

and wile ya at it will ya pweeeeze clickit if ya haven't already. Geez it's hard work sometimes. Clickit already will ya. I'll click ya back. Honest hehehehehehehehehe

I'm baaaaaaaaack!!!!

2007-09-16T19:50:00.000-07:00

Hey did u miss me? I've been havin a holiday with kitty an look... I taught him 2 fly with his new santa suit with the big Red S for Santa hehehehehehehehe

has ne1 found my hat yet. I no where it is but you lot r 2 dum 2 work it out so I'll give u a clue. It's in Santa's site. Someone stole it an I want it back or else hehehehehehehehe

If U find it I'll give ya somethin nice, Honest I will. I did last time didn't I? hehehehehehe

Because I've had a nice time away I made some stuff 4 some people who been real nice 2 me so here it is. Come an get it and I want lots of CLICKIT CLICKIT CLICIT as pay back and lots of awards 4 me 2 hehehehehehehehehehe

I'm givin this to the froggy, the cat man, the kitty, the slug lady, the lady hoos tree fell in the lake, the pweety lady hoo grew a beard wile i been away, santa, the ghost, the lady hoos name rymes with lemonade, Barbie, the fairy, speedy an the lady hoos lost. If I feel like it I mite do some more later. That is if ya nice 2 me an u also CLICKIT CLICIT CLICIT hehehehehehehhehehehehe

i want my hat back!! I didn't kidnap Rudolph!!

2007-09-11T17:12:00.001-07:00

U see this? the last time an elf went missin did I go around blamin evry1? no, I didn't and look where the elf was all the time. hehehehehehehe

All i no is someone stole my hat and i want it back. I no someone did cause i have a photo of some1 wearin it and they look really guilty 2 me. when u find the photo u'll no who has my hat. Help me find it an I'll give ya somethin :-)

i didn't kidnap Rudolph. He's my friend an I wouldn't do n e thing 2 hurt him so stop blamin me. I didn't do it!!!!!

Hey!! wile ya here.. did u clickit 4 me. go on. it won't hurt and I pwomise i'll click ya back hehehehehehehehehe

it wasn't me so stop sayin it was ok?

2007-09-10T00:57:00.000-07:00

ok listen up. this is my good hat an some1 stole it. i didn't lose it like u think. I no some1 has it and there wearin it 2 so give it back. this isn't funny. hehehehehehehehe

an while i'm at it i didn't kidnap rudolph. that's got nothin 2 do with me at all. How could it be. I haven't been near the North Pole for ages now and if I did Santa would boot my butt so stop blamin me. hehehehehehhe

if u think i'm gonna be losin things all the time to play games ur mistaken. Give me back my hat!!!!!!!!!!

Hey!!! why idn'y ne1 clickin the button. Wot's wrong with u. Clickit clickit clickit hehehehehehehe

CLICKIT WHILE UR WAITING 4 ME WILL YA

2007-09-08T19:26:00.000-07:00

Hey i'll get back 2 u soon. I'm just lookin 4 me hat. I no it's here somewhere hehehehehe

while ya waitin pweeeeze clickit clickit clickit. did ya? huh? go on. help the elf. no one else will :-(

i'll be right with u. where is that hat!!!!!!!!

i bet 1 of u stole it. hehehehehehehehe

hey it took 3 of them 2 work it out an lots o clues

2007-09-07T20:57:00.000-07:00

hey!!! i told ya i'd give u somethin nice. what do ya think? pretty good huh? i coulda given u some &^%&*&^ but now u no i'm nice an took lots o time makin this stuff for u

so do u like it or wot?

Hey!!!!!! has ne1 seen my hat? hehehehehehehehehe

u'd better put a link 2 me on this stuff or i'll eat the cat hehehehehehehe

did u clickit clickit clickit yet??? Huh? did ya??

No key no more

2007-09-06T23:52:00.001-07:00

ok i no u all think ur so smart even after i gave u 7 trillion clues an i need clean socks evry day so i got rid of the key an changed to a combination lock. i won't have that problem again heheheheheheh

do ya like it. it's nice an red just like Santa hehehehe

now all i gotta do is remember the numba. i'll write it on the inside of my hat and then i won't have a problem. will i?

can ya at least go and clickit clickit clickit 4 me if ya haven't already? will ya? pweeeeze?

hey. did ya like the nice prezzies i got from the kitty and the lady whos tree fell in the lake. cool eh? hehehehehe

i'll let ya no how the new lock goes.

the key is found!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-09-06T22:30:00.000-07:00

hey listen up. some smarty finally found my key. I mean i just about had 2 draw a map an tattoo it on my.. but.. they finally found it. hehehehehe

i'm not sure if kitty found it or the frog or cat man but i'm sure when they finish gloating about how they could finally work it out after 7 trillion clues that i'll find out hooo to reward.

oh yeah. did i tell ya. i had a spare key so i got my socks days ago hehehehehehehe

so hoo wants the prize. someone tell me will ya or i'll keep it 4 myself

now that ur all happy will ya pweeeeze go an clickit clickit clickit. i entertained ya didn't i? so don't i get lots o clicks? huh?

hey. i got stuff hehehehehe

2007-09-06T20:13:00.001-07:00

lookit the kitty gave me. and i was just about 2 paint him blue. i won't now .yet. hehehehehe oooohhh thaaanku kitty. lookit the pweeeety kitty hehehehe

an then the pweeety lady whos tree fell in the lake gave me this. am i good or wot hehehehehe thaaaanku pweeety lady hehehehehe

The final clue 4 people hooo don't think hehehe

2007-09-06T19:21:00.000-07:00

hey wot's up with u people. do ya honestly think i'd leave my key with someone i don't no or trust. who is the man!! there's only 1 person i no and we all no we can trust him no matter what so work it out dummies! hehehehehehehe

Geeez do ya want me to do all of this by myself. why don't i just draw ya a pitcha

whoever let's me no first get's something . aren't i nice :-)

How many clues ya want? Huh?

2007-09-05T17:29:00.000-07:00

wot's wrong with u people. can't u read or somethin! i gave u 2 clues. the cat man doesn't have the key and he can say he does as much as he wants. he doesn't have it. hehehehehehehehe

4 dummies here's the clues again.

clue 1. it's at the start
clue 2 iiiit's iiiiin a coooommmment sooomewhere. I said it slowly for ya hehehehehe

I suppose u want another clue. do i have to go get it myself?

ok. here's another clue. it's one of u that has it

hey! while ya at it don't forget to clickit clickit clickit. I clicked ya back hehehehehehe

here's a clue for u

2007-09-04T19:05:00.000-07:00

wot's wrong with u people. Can't find my key? r u even lookin? huh? ru?

This is wot it looks like. It's not on a piano or in my chest or even in my sock and i don't no what the owl is all about

i need my key cause i need my socks. Read my lips.... i'll say it slooooowly. i need my key

hehehehehehehe

Hey.. have you clickit clickit clickit yet? u better have or i'll steal ur socks. hehehehehe

ok for u dum people here is a clue.

its at the start. There. Got that?

u want me to draw u a pitcha or somethin?

don't forget to clickit clicit clickit will ya? pweeeeeeeeze :-)

i bet u don't no what i'm talking about. I'll make this real clear. r u listenin? Itttt's iiiiin aaaaa commmeeeent sooooomewhere! hehehehehehehehehehe

Hey! u all deaf? hoo got my key

2007-09-02T15:37:00.000-07:00

do i have ta say it slooooowly. hoo got my key?

i hid it in someone's blog somewhere and i can't open my chest to get my socks without it so give it back.

if ya find it i'll give ya somethin real nice. honest!! u won't be sowwy

hehehehehehe

Hey kitty man, u don't have it hehehehe and the kitty is mine. if i don't get lots o clickit clickit clickit 4 me i'm gonna eat the kitty hehehehehehehehe

hoo got my key?

2007-08-31T19:00:00.000-07:00

hey. hoo got my key?

I want it cause I can't get my socks out of my chest.

If ya find it i'll give ya something. honest :-) :-) :-)

I think i no where it is. Do u??

u'll have to look cause it's out there somewhere

while ya lookin CLICKIT CLICKIT CLICKIT

My new kitty

2007-08-31T18:38:00.000-07:00

i fixed the magic kitty. He's miiiiiiiiiine now!!!!!!

hehehehehehehehehe

Lookit the nice lady gave me. Pweeeeety!

Can't u read. clickit clickit clickit

2007-08-30T15:58:00.000-07:00

Pweeeeze clickit :-) pretty pweeeeeze :-)

Santa did. hehehehehehehe

Go on clickit clickit clickit clickit

2007-08-29T19:07:00.000-07:00

Clickit clickit clickit hehehehe

sannnnnttaaaaa I be good hehehehehehe

Don't tell Santa I'm here

2007-08-28T15:15:00.000-07:00

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2007-08-27T17:34:00.000-07:00

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